{"id":5531,"date":"2017-05-25T22:20:09","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T22:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/?p=5531"},"modified":"2025-12-29T16:40:29","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T16:40:29","slug":"the-saga-of-sasquatch-clone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/?p=5531","title":{"rendered":"The Saga of Sasquatch C&#8217;lone &#8211; Doc Holliday&#8217;s Electronic Medicine Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>(or The Battle of the Bottles)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Book by <a href=\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/?p=8768\"><strong>Jon Robert Howe<\/strong><\/a><strong> and <a href=\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/?p=19062\">Coni Koepfinger<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lyrics by <strong>C. Michael Perry<\/strong> &amp; <strong>Jon Robert Howe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Music by <a href=\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/?p=212\"><strong>C. Michael Perry<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two competing Medicine Shows: \u201cDoc Holliday\u2019s Electronic Medicine Show\u201d vs. \u201cSlickery Q. Slidey\u2019s Toilet Water Tableaux\u201d. They both sell Sasquatch C\u2019lone, which they both claim to manufacture from a secret recipe. Doc sells bottle after bottle. Slickery sells \u2026 well, less than that, at least not at Doc&#8217;s price. Slickery is jealous, too jealous, because he is, after all, the bottler of all the C\u2019lone ever made. He just can\u2019t sell much of it to anyone but Doc, because Doc has the machine to distribute it: The Buckskin-Talky-Picture-In-A-Box, broadcast on the Saddle-light Broadcasting System, to cabins and fine homes across Pioneer America. Doc suspects something as Slickery carefully hides his alter-ego, Anhoser Babushka, the world famous inventor and bottler of the C\u2019lone. The Battle of the Bottles winds its way through mayhem, hilarity, hokum and a lot of just plain downright fun, which includes side-splitingly embarrassing audience participation (a la Game Shows), until the bottles are in the hands of those who can keep the legend of the Sasquatch alive, the customers, and all are happy campers, uh, Frontiersmen, em, Pioneer Entrepreneurs of Titillating Tonsorial Delights.<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Sadly, Jon Robert Howe died in 2013 before completing the final draft of this delightful escapade. He had a totally unique sense of humor and a wry and fun-loving take on life. He is missed. But we were looking for someone to fill his shoes. I have found a great addition to the team!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>PLAY DETAILS<\/strong><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">THE CHARACTERS &#8212; 6m, 2f<\/span><br \/>\nThe eight performers (including the pianist) are separated into two opposing troupes of players.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>THE HOLLIDAY TROUPE<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong>DOC HORATIO Q. HOLLIDAY<\/strong> [mid-40s] \u2013 an affable middle aged showman after the order of P. T. Barnum, but with a heart of gold. He is portly, a bit on the con-man side of scholarly and a gentleman with the ladies. He has a good sense of humor and a keen eye for what pleases a crowd. He has made his living traveling the West selling a little nostrum called &#8220;Sasquatch C&#8217;lone.&#8221; He believes his discovery will actually help people\u2013but it is his medicine show\u2013the marketing with a show that has really pulled in the profits. People buy the potion more to have the fun of watching the show-and not because they believe in what it does.<\/li>\n<li><strong>LILLY VESUVIUS<\/strong> (a stage name for Mabel Eunice Flatbush) [17 or 18]\u2013 is the young lady of the Company. She reminds onlookers a little of Marilyn Monroe: a bit empty-headed with a deep seated passion. She is a niece to Doc Holliday\u2013and she tempts and teases men in the audience and Romantique Esquire with a brand of frontier flirting that arouses their glands and confuses their minds. She is a bit like Judy Holliday and Gracie Allen&#8230;saying funny nonsequitors&#8230; and raising her eyebrows and her skirts at the same time. She will spend much of the show in bloomers\u2013because Doc knows that a little skin above the knee is always good for some male tongue-wagging sales. Lilly was to be a dance hall girl before she threw in with Doc and Romantique &#8230; and she has a little book of goals she checks off at the most inopportune times. She&#8217;s smarter than she makes out to be and can sing a great throbbing torch song, which she does with ROSIE near the end of the show.<\/li>\n<li><strong>ROSIE O\u2019GRADY<\/strong> (a stage name for Rosamund Gertrude Flatbush &#8212; who knew?) [38-39]\u2013 a defector from SLICKERY to DOC; older and experienced, loves SLICKERY, but hates the way he treats her, she tolerates DOC because of the money he pays her. SHE and LILLY sing the big torch song near the end, which is a good thing as they discover they share a relationship.<\/li>\n<li><strong>ROMANTIQUE ESQUIRE<\/strong> (or CAVIAR BEAUREGARD) [mid-20s] \u2013 is a sharpshooting gambler who has a past but he&#8217;s not telling anybody about it. He joined the Holliday Show just last week and Doc and Romantique are just getting to know each other. He thinks most women have straw in their heads&#8230; and he fights with Lilly &#8230; (though there is an odd attraction there)&#8230;as she outsmarts him from time to time and confuses him as much as she confuses the men in the audience who chase her. She willingly does the stunts that Romantique performs with his \u2018Shooting irons\u2019 and every once in a while she shows him up with some fancy trickery herself.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>SLICKERY&#8217;S GANG<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong>SLICKERY Q. SLIDEY<\/strong> [late 40s] \u2013 is a bully and a tough guy. He is actually the Gypsy Industrialist, Anhoser Babushka, (another moniker for Rudolph Silhan) in disguise. He can dance and sing. He is on a secret mission to steal the patent for the formula from his competition, Doc Holliday, who is the biggest distributor of &#8220;Sasquatch C&#8217;lone&#8221;, which SLICKERY (as ANHOSER) hates, since he manufactures the stuff. With the acquisition of Doc&#8217;s business, Babushka will have a complete monopoly on both the manufacture and distribution of Sasquatch C&#8217;lone. He leads a pack of malcontents whose talents for bumbling and mayhem are a mixed bag at best.<\/li>\n<li><strong>ROSIE O\u2019GRADY<\/strong> (a stage name for Rosie Gertrude Flatbush &#8212; who knew?) [38-39] \u2013 a defector from SLICKERY to DOC; older and experienced, loves SLICKERY, but hates the way he treats her, she tolerates DOC because of the money he pays her. SHE and LILLY sing the big torch song near the end, which is a good thing as they share a relationship.<\/li>\n<li><strong>DULLARD WITLESS<\/strong> [early 20s] \u2013 is a kind hearted bumbler who has been on the trail most of his life drifting from that job to this. He is new to the Sasquatch C&#8217;lone quest &#8230; but has joined Slickery on a &#8220;so-What?&#8221; kind of whim. He reveals more talent for wit and making sense than he is given credit for during the course of the show.<\/li>\n<li><strong>DOOFUS McGEE<\/strong> (stage name for William Silhan, who goes on to fame and fortune as the recipe holder for Coors Beer) [late 20s] \u2013 is actually Anhosers tag-along-son. He is treated worse than DULLARD is. He gets all the dirty jobs. He is the slave and resents it. He presents his new and improved recipe for the Toilet Water, to ANHOSER, who turns him down. DOOFUS then sells it to Adolph Coors, just out of spite and at the end of the show retires from the BABUSHKA Company.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>SOLO SORT OF<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><strong>THUMBS APLENTY<\/strong> [30-45] \u2013 is a piano-player gone sour. THUMBS (and SLICKERY) have always made off with everyone else&#8217;s material for much of their adult lives together, but SLICKERY never gave any credit, so THUMBS went solo. He has now been engaged by DOC. THUMBS and DOC, and sometimes SLICKERY, gang up on DULLARD\u2013because he&#8217;s new to their vocation and because he&#8217;s so kind hearted. DULLARD does them in by the end of the performance &#8230; through which THUMBS plays piano most of the time &#8230; and yells rude things at LILLY.<\/li>\n<li>Frontier sets, costumes and props with plenty of anachronisms.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>About 80-90 minutes, depending on audience interaction segments<\/li>\n<li><strong>Order # 3022<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A Musical from the Premiere Musicals File, available for immediate production.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h2>PERUSAL<strong> MATERIALS<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong>PERUSAL SCRIPT:<\/strong> The PDF of 1\/2 of the script is available by clicking the button:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/SagaOfSasquatchPERUSAL.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-18790\" src=\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Perusal-Script-300x94.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"70\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>SONG LIST<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"s1\"><b>ACT ONE<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>#1 \u2014 OVERTURE<\/b><\/li>\n<li><b>#2 <\/b>\u2014 <b>THE STAR OF THE SHOW<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#3<\/b> \u2014 <b>PONY EXPRESS<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#4<\/b> \u2014<b> the SECRET IS LIVIN\u2019!<\/b> \u2014 Doc &amp; Romantique<\/li>\n<li><b>#4b <\/b>\u2014<b> THE SAGA OF SASQUATCH C\u2019LONE<\/b><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#5<\/b> \u2014 <b>HIGH ON MOUNTAIN GROAN <\/b>\u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#6<\/b> \u2014 <b>EVERY GIRL<\/b> \u2014 Romantique<\/li>\n<li><b>#6b <\/b>\u2014<b> THE SAGA OF SASQUATCH C\u2019LONE 2<\/b><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u2014 Lilly<\/li>\n<li><b>#7<\/b> \u2014<b> TRAPPERS C\u2019LONE<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#8<\/b> \u2014 <b>THE YOUNG AND THE CLONELESS THEME <\/b>\u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#8b<\/b> \u2014 <b>SASQUATCH STINGER<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#9<\/b> \u2014 <b>LILLY! <\/b>\u2014 Doofus<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span class=\"s1\"><b>ACT TWO<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>#10<\/b> \u2014 <b>THE BATTLE OF THE BOTTLES<\/b> \u2014 Doc &amp; Rosie \/\/ Slickery &amp; Doofus<\/li>\n<li><b>#11<\/b> \u2014 <b>A LITTLE GYPSY<\/b> \u2014 Slickery and Rosie<\/li>\n<li><b>#12 <\/b>\u2014 <b>THIS IS YOUR WIFE<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#12b<\/b> \u2014 <b>THE SAGA OF SASQUATCH C\u2019LONE 3<\/b><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u2014 Doofus<\/li>\n<li><b>#13<\/b> \u2014 <b>THE ARMY USE<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#14<\/b> \u2014 <b>BOTTLES ON THE TRAIL<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<li><b>#14b<\/b> \u2014 <b>SASQUATCH STINGER<\/b> \u2014 Company<b>#15<\/b> \u2014 <b>THE BIG TORCH SONG<\/b> \u2014 Lilly &amp; Rosie<\/li>\n<li><b>#16 \u2014 SAY YES!<\/b> \u2014 Romantique, Doc, Lilly, Rosie, Doofus, Slickery<\/li>\n<li><b>#17<\/b> \u2014 <b>THE STAR OF THE SHOW FINALE<\/b> \u2014 Company<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>DEMO SONGS:<\/strong> rough early Author mp3 demos of the songs mixed with instrumental (non-vocal) demos that play the melody<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-playlist wp-audio-playlist wp-playlist-light\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"wp-playlist-current-item\"><\/div>\n\t\t<audio controls=\"controls\" preload=\"none\" width=\"618\"\n\t\t\t><\/audio>\n\t<div class=\"wp-playlist-next\"><\/div>\n\t<div class=\"wp-playlist-prev\"><\/div>\n\t<noscript>\n\t<ol>\n\t\t<li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/1-The-Star-of-the-Show.mp3'>#1 The Star of the Show<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/2-Pony-Express-Jingle.mp3'>#2 Pony Express Jingle<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/3-The-Secret-of-Livin.mp3'>#3 The Secret of Livin'<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/4-High-On-Mountain-Groan.mp3'>#4 High On Mountain Groan<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/5-Trappers-Clone.mp3'>#5 Trapper's C'lone<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/6-Every-Girl-INST-DEMO.mp3'>#6 Every Girl INST DEMO<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/9-Lilly-INST-DEMO.mp3'>#9 Lilly INST DEMO<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/10-Battle-of-the-Bottles-INST-DEMO.mp3'>#10 Battle of the Bottles INST DEMO<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/6-The-Gypsy-Empire.mp3'>#11 A Little Gypsy<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/7-This-Is-Your-Wife.mp3'>#12 This Is Your Wife<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/8-The-Army-Use.mp3'>#13 The Army Use<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/9-Bottles-On-The-Trail.mp3'>#14 Bottles On The Trail<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/10-The-Big-Torch-Song.mp3'>#15 The Big Torch Song<\/a><\/li><li><a href='https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/11-The-Star-of-the-Show-FINALE.mp3'>#16 The Star of the Show FINALE<\/a><\/li>\t<\/ol>\n\t<\/noscript>\n\t<script type=\"application\/json\" class=\"wp-playlist-script\">{\"type\":\"audio\",\"tracklist\":true,\"tracknumbers\":true,\"images\":true,\"artists\":true,\"tracks\":[{\"src\":\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/1-The-Star-of-the-Show.mp3\",\"type\":\"audio\/mpeg\",\"title\":\"#1 The Star of the Show\",\"caption\":\"\",\"description\":\"\\\"#1 The Star of the Show\\\" from Sasquatch C'lone DEMO by Michael. 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Before we ship any rehearsal material we will need your performance dates, the name of your organization and the theatre where you will perform.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/leicesterbaytheatricals.com\/?page_id=6558\"><strong>Performance License Application: <\/strong><\/a>No production rights can be granted until this application is filled out and sent to us. This is a filler form that after you click &#8220;SUBMIT&#8221; will send directly to our email address. Response averages 2-3 business days<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Script<\/strong> in PDF format &#8212; Order #<strong>3022a<\/strong> : <em><strong>$20.00<\/strong><\/em> (will be sent to you by email, from which you will be authorized to print copies for your production)<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/scr\/pixel.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<form action=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr\" method=\"post\" target=\"paypal\"><input name=\"cmd\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"_s-xclick\" \/><br \/>\n<input name=\"hosted_button_id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"88EYFZ8YYXQQG\" \/><br \/>\n<input alt=\"PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!\" name=\"submit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/btn\/btn_cart_LG.gif\" type=\"image\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/scr\/pixel.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/form>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Vocal Book <\/strong>in PDF format <strong>&#8212; 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very successful and many positive comments and a few suggestions, which have been addressed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<h2><strong>BILLING CREDITS<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>The following is how the credits should read in all programs, posters, fliers, handbills and other promotional advertising for the show:<br \/>\n<strong>The Saga of Sasquatch C&#8217;lone<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Doc Holliday&#8217;s Electronic Medicine Show<\/p>\n<p>Book by <strong>Jon Robert Howe and Coni Koepfinger<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lyrics by <strong>C. 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