Two Guys Sitting On A Bench By A River Talking About Stuff Of No Importance To Anyone — a short play for Seniors

by Jerry Walker

(Perfect for Senior Theatre groups and all others who perform for Senior audiences.)

What do guys talk about? Well, no matter the age, the discussion rarely changes through the years; maybe it’s the discussions between even long-time friends since High School that keep us young at heart.

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  • SETTING: A park bench near a river or lake
  • COSTUMES: Contemporary
  • RUNNING TIME: about 20 minutes
  • Order #3222

Part of the compilation play WE AIN’T DEAD YET!




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  • Script in PDF format — Order #3222a : $15.00 (will be sent to you by email, from which you will be authorized to print copies for your production)

  • First Performance Amateur/Educational Royalty — Order #3222d : $20.00

  • Second Performance Amateur/Educational Royalty — Order #3222e : $20.00


  • Professional Royalties will be quoted upon application


  • READING: Hiram Arts Center, Hiram, Maine — May, 2019
  • Schoolhouse Arts Center, Standish Maine
  • Toured to Various Senior Centers
  • OLLIE at University of Southern Maine
  • PREMIERED: Daytime Players


Two Guys Sitting on a Bench by a River Talking About Stuff of No Importance to Anyone

a play for Seniors by
Jerry Walker

NOTE: The names of the Playwright(s), Composer, Lyricist, and Bookwriter shall be equal in size, type, coloring, boldness, and prominence. No billing shall appear in type larger or more prominent than the billing to the Authors except for the title of the play.

Two Guys Sitting on a Bench by a River Talking About Stuff of No Importance to Anyone” is presented through special arrangement with Leicester Bay Theatricals.  All authorized materials are also supplied by LBT,

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